everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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