BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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