you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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