Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You can make out without kissing
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