The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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