You made me cry and you don't even care
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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