YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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