didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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