As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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