a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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