awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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