Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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