Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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