It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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