I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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