But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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