Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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