the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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