btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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