haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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