Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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