i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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