I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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