i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
How naked do you want me to be?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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