you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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