I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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