Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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