Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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