why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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