TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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