just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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