im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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