How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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