Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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