I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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