We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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