Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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