Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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