Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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