i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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