i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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