i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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