She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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