bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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