Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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