you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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