I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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