Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
