Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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