So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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